Three pregnant women, blonde, brunette, and redhead, were sitting together and knitting for their babies.
The redhead said "I hope I have a girl because I've knitted a pink sweater."
The brunette said "I hope I have a boy because I've knitted a blue sweater."
And the blonde said "I hope I have a spastic because I've screwed these arms up"

Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? source