Why did the blonde have blisters on her tounge? | |
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What do you do when a blonde throws a pin at you? | |
Why don't blondes like anal sex? | |
How does a bitchy blonde do it doggy style? | |
Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? |
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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head, all pregnant, were waiting for their doctor to give their sonogram reports. When the doctor entered the room to give them their reports, the brunette said "Doctor, I want to know the sex of my baby!" "Well," said the doctor, "During sex, were you laying on the top or on the bottom?" "I was on top," said the brunette. "Well," said the doctor, "You're going to have a baby GIRL!" "What about me?" asked the red-head. "I was on the bottom." "Then you will have a baby BOY!" The doctor replied. The blonde thought for a moment, and then said "Well, Shit. Does this mean I'm having PUPPIES?" |